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标题: IT项目各岗位的定义 [打印本页]

作者: 从不知 时间: 2014-9-9 08:14
标题: IT项目各岗位的定义
项目经理：认为9个女人可以在一个月生出小孩；

程序员：认为生小孩需要18个月；

客户项目协调员：认为一个女人可以在一个月生9个小孩；

客户：不知道为什么要小孩

市场经理：认为没有男人和女人同样可以生小孩；

资源优化团队：不需要男人和女人，就可以用零资源生小孩

文档团队：不管是否生小孩，他们只是做9个月文档

质量审计员：对生小孩的过程一点也不快乐

测试员：总是告诉自己的老婆不是正确的小孩

人力经理：认为给一只猴子9个月就可以生小孩

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.

2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t Need a man or woman; They’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7. Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

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